things to remember; pt.1

1. DON'T BE THAT GIRL/GUY. You know what kind I mean, the one that comes to parties just because they know there's a free keg, the one that always needs to borrow a top before you go out, the one that is "sorry that they couldn't make it to your birthday party but wanted to know if they could still use your car that night." Hash tag it. Spread the word

2. Take a shower everyday. I don't care if you had nowhere to go today, take a shower. 

3. Don't drink energy drinks.

4. If you are dating someone, get to know their friends. Get to know their names. That way when you drunkenly propose a threesome when your s.o is blacked out, you can properly identify the proposed subject.

5. Strawberries are delicious and amazing and you should remember to eat them before they look like they took a bath in anthrax. This goes for all fruits.

6. Don't listen to anyone you know speaking on the phone. Strangers are the only acceptable people to eavesdrop on.

7. The Internet is not safe if you're stupid.

8. If it's from a thrift store, it is not automatically vintage. Your "vintage" Forever21 top is still in stores, clearance rack, oops.

9. Everything in moderation.

10. Send nudes = get nudes. It's a cycle.

xo